Good Will Hunting Bar Scene Generator
Generate the iconic 'Of course that's your contention' bar scene, adapted to any topic.
Enter any topic and we'll generate a lengthy copypasta-style intellectual takedown in the style of the famous Good Will Hunting bar scene.
Example Outputs
What is this?
This tool generates a lengthy copypasta-style rant inspired by the famous bar scene from Good Will Hunting, where Will demolishes a pretentious Harvard student by pointing out they're just regurgitating ideas from books without any original thought.
Just enter any topic and get a verbose intellectual takedown perfect for Twitter threads, Discord, or roasting your friends.
How do you like them apples?
Use this to absolutely destroy someone in an argument by pointing out they're just parroting whatever they read online. Works great for crypto bros, AI evangelists, political takes, and anyone who thinks they're smarter than they are.